For those who cant get over Bill's blow job ...

repeat this mantra at least 10 times daily:

"I would choose a coked-up, dope smoking, alcoholic, inside trading, lying,
born-again because its politically expedient, murderer without a clue,
silver spoon fed corporate party boy MORON over oral sex any day of the
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By Jay O'Three

WASHINGTON, DC - 1/29/02 President MORON is set to address a Joint Session
of Congress today to describe the State of the Union. Although he is rumored
to be working with the twenty-fifth draft of the speech, the twenty-fourth
draft was leaked to Here it is.

Mr. President Pro-Tempore, Mr. Speaker, Senators, Congresspeople, Colluders
in the Supreme Court, distinguished Guests, my bar-hoppin' offspring, and My
Fellow Americans, the State of the Union is strong. In these short twelve
months, we have managed to completely dismantle the form of government our
forefathers took two hundred twenty-six years to build.

After eight years of unbridled prosperity, we managed to drive the economy
into recession in just two short months. After years of fiscal
responsibility, we have raided the treasury, handed out huge payoffs to our
contributors, and squeezed the middle class even further. We are back to
deficit spendin' and we will never be held responsible.

We have gone from the lowest unemployment rate in a generation, to the

Tonight, I'm gonna address Three Great Goals for America. They are winnin'
the 'War on Terra,' protectin' the Fatherland, and conquerin' the current

But first, I would like to highlight just a few of the tremendous
accomplishments of our administration. On the domestic front, we appointed
the governor of the most polluted state as the Administrator of the
Environmental Protection Agency, and she has done her utmost to protect our
corporate contributors from the environment.

We have made the Vice President, who is conspicuously absent here tonight,
completely invisible. After his marvelous work on the task force which
developed our energy policy under the Petrochemical Ownership of Presidency
(POOP), he was spirited away under the guise of security. Of course, this
doesn't make sense, and the real reason is his complete complicity in the
Enron debacle. We must applaud him for this amazin' effort. He found a way
to reward and protect the executives of a failin' company even as it
collapsed takin' out the jobs and life savin's of thousands of workers.

As I mentioned earlier, we slipped into recession in March. Even though I
have maintained that a tax cut would stimulate the economy, and even though
we were able to ram that tax cut through Congress in March, and even though
that tax cut was actually in place, and no economic stimulus came from it, I
order all Americans to ignore these facts and accept the premise that payin'
off the wealthy of this nation may not be the same as economic growth, but
it is really all we wanted anyway.

In the interest of gettin' certain religious contributors a handout, we
developed the White House Office of Religious Expansionism (WHORE). Even
though the director quit in August, that is no reason to think this is
simply a way to pay off the religious right with taxpayer money. This is
also an important step in the dismantlin' of the First Amendment of that

I hoodwinked Californians into spendin' an extra thirty billion dollars on
energy shiftin' huge profits to my friends in Texas. After all, California
is only part of the Union by default. The phony gas price hike also kept
them sufferin'. That will teach them what happens when you vote 'Blue.'

Make no mistake about it, I lied about limitin' Carbon Dioxide emissions,
and I lied about Stem Cells. Tough.

We had a setback when Jim Jeffords committed the greatest act of treason in
history up until that time. For some reason, he could not abide by our
bludgeonin' of our own members.

We had a good ol' time with that Missile Defense thing, the Destruction of
Incomin' Airborne Projectiles of Hostile Rogues Anti-Guided Missile System
(DIAPHRAGM System) back when it took imaginary enemies to justify drainin'
the treasury to pay off defense contractors.

And speakin' of defense, we had a few laughs there as well. Everyone
remembers the first Greeneville episode, where that stupid Japanese fishin'
boat tried to attack us. And, who can forget the Spy Plane or the friendly
fire incident in Kuwait?

In the international arena, we did some great things as well. We gave
millions of dollars to the Taliban in May, we went on the HUBRIS and HUBRIS
II tours of Europe, and went to Canada for the Western Summit.

Then of course everything changed on nine one one. Suddenly, things like
pink backpacks were not the only domestic threats we faced. Since then, we
have been able to get anything we want! If a Congressperson disagrees with
us, ASSCROFT calls him a terrorist. If a foreign nation disagrees with our
policy, RUMMY can invade them. If a union worker wants to strike, we can
stop him. If an American loses his job, we can blame the terrorists, and the
American people are buyin' it hook, line and sinker! My approval ratin' is
even higher than my Dad's and I haven't even done what I said I would do. I
haven't found Usama bin Laden, I haven't found Mullah Mohamed Omar, I
haven't had to answer for the recession, the deficit, the Enron scandal, the
environment, the erosion of Civil Rights, or anything else! I jes' say well,
it's a 'War on Terra' and if you disagree with me, I can accuse you of
givin' aid an' comfort to my enemies.

So, in this spirit of new-found unilateral power, I am proposin' these new
programs to forward the three goals I stated before. As for the 'War on
Terra,' we will now be in a permanent state of war, and I am hereby swearin'
myself in as President for Life. As for the protection of the Fatherland, or
Homeland as some call it, I am orderin' my Director of Fatherland Security,
Tom Ridge to begin a program of youth indoctrination into the MORONic way of
life. In order to be able to distinguish these youths from any other form of
life, they will all be issued new uniforms featurin' brown shirts, jodhpur
pants and black boots. They will display their loyalty by salutin' with a
stiff arm as a symbol of strength. And finally in order to protect my
contributors from the ravages of recession, I am announcin' a new program,
the Republican's Endlessy Increasin' Control of the Homeland, or "REICH" as
it will now be known. This program will authorize our Attorney General John
ASSCROFT to punish anyone who disagrees with this new government. It will
also authorize the wanton distribution of all monies comin' into the Federal
Government to my contributors without regard for fiscal responsibility or
fairness. It will provide for the cancellation of any domestic program which
we deem unhelpful to our cause. This style of government should last at
least until the next millennium!

By the way, I am also considerin' growin' a little square moustache like
Charly Chaplin, and I might start wearin' my hair combed forward over my

We will win the 'War on Terra,' my contributors will be protected from
recession, and the Homeland will be secure! God help America, and Long live
the thousand year REICH!

They that can give up essential liberty for a little safety deserve neither
liberty nor safety," - Benjamin Franklin

KARL ROVE,  Bush's long-time political guru and White House advisor:
"As people do better, they start voting like Republicans...
...unless they have too much education and vote Democratic,
which proves there can be too much of a good thing."
"You fucking son of a bitch. I saw what you wrote. We're not going to forget
-George W. Bush to writer and editor Al Hunt, 1988    (very presidential !)


If we are going to save a generation of young people, our children must know
they will face bad consequences for criminal behavior. Sadly, too many
youths are not getting that message. Our juvenile justice system must say to
our children: We love you, but we are going to hold you accountable for your
actions. --Bush campaign literature.
(Mr. Dubya: should  you be held accountable for your youthful indiscretions
when you were a 30 year old "child"?!)


GOV. BUSH: Because the picture on the newspaper. It just seems so
un-American to me, the picture of the guy storming the house with a scared
little boy there. I talked to my little brother, Jeb - I haven't told this
to many people. But he's the governor of - I shouldn't call him my little
brother - my brother, Jeb, the great governor of Texas.
JIM LEHRER: Florida.
GOV. BUSH: Florida. The state of the Florida.
-The NewsHour With Jim Lehrer, April 27, 2000

"The only things that I can tell you is that every case I have reviewed I
have been comfortable with the innocence or guilt of the person that I've
looked at. I do not believe we've put a guilty ... I mean innocent person to
death in the state of Texas."
- All Things Considered, NPR, June 16, 2000 (Thanks to Andy Nouraee.)


"Laura and I really don't realize how bright our children is sometimes until
we get an objective analysis."
- Meet the Press, April 15, 2000

"You don't need to be smart to be President" Republican Congressman J.C.
Watts  said it all at a February campaign appearance on Bush's behalf

"I did my duty. I was honorably discharged. I put in my time."
--George W. Bush gets defensive explaining his service in the Texas National
Guard during the Vietnam War. In 1972 and '73, Bush was temporarily excused
from his duties for several months to work on a political campaign.
--(Quote is from a news conference in New Mexico, 5/31/00)

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"The California crunch really is the result of not enough power-generating
plants and then not enough power to power the power of generating plants."
-Interview with the New York Times, Jan. 14, 2001

"If he's-the inference is that somehow he thinks slavery is a-is a noble
institution I would-I would strongly reject that assumption-that John
Ashcroft is a open-minded, inclusive person."
-NBC Nightly News With Tom Brokaw, Jan. 14, 2001


"...I quit drinking alcohol in 1986..."
1988 (2 years later) - "You fucking son of a bitch. I saw what you wrote.
We're not going to forget this."  A drunken George W., storming into a
Mexican diner in Dallas, and approaching Al Hunt (Wall Street Journal
editor). Al was dining with his wife and 4 year old son, when Dubya
interrupted cursing for several minutes in front of everyone.



   "We never needed to ask"

    AUGUST 31, 1999: In the face of the nation's campaign to get parents to
talk to their children about drugs before it's too late, America's beloved
first lady took to the air yesterday to tell everyone that this doesn't
apply to royal families.

At a luncheon in Bretton Woods, N.H., to speak about drunken driving and law
enforcement for the American Association of Motor Vehicles Administrators,
Barbara Bush was interviewed by local WMUR-TV whose tape was subsequently
broadcast nationally by the Clinton News Network (CNN).

Asked whether U.S. voters have a right to know whether King George, Jr. has
used cocaine, the wife of former president George Bush said, "We are not
going to get good people to run if we are going to have all these

    How's that for more supreme hypocrisy?
      --How do you suppose the 450,000 in prison for drug possession feel
about that?

--How about all of you who have been put through the indignity of urine and
hair tests for employment? Do you think King George, Jr. should be subjected
to the same? Would you trust the testing laboratory to be unbiased?


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Sarya Ingram 2000,2001